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Cupid Poop
by Cookie
Cinnamon Red Hots can be used for the poop

I couldn't send you flowers, and candy wouldn't do.
And mushy cards just didn't say the things I want them to.
So I got you something special, and here's the inside scoop.
I found you something very rare - It's genuine Cupid poop!


Leprechaun Poop
by Cookie
Green Jelly Beans would work!

The Leprechauns of Ireland
Bring a special gift your way
It's full of love and happiness
On this St. Patrick's Day
And along with all good wishes
From this merry little group
Comes a little something special
It's a bag of Leprechaun POOP!


Bunny Poop
Chocolate Covered Peanuts or Raisins

The Easter Bunny came last night
And left this little scoop.
Because you weren't so good this year,
You're getting Bunny Poop.


Pumpkin Poop
by Cookie
Candy Corn

I started to carve a pumpkin
with my carving knife and scoop
But the pumpkin got so scared
He took a little poop!
It looked so cute and funny
Just like a candy treat
So I'm sharing it with you now
Because you are so sweet!


Turkey Poop
Chocolate Peanuts or Raisins for these too!

You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner
with your family and your friends.
You didn't tell me I was the main dish.
For me it was "THE END!"
You frightened me so badly--I knew I had been duped!
So, I left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
Happy Thanksgiving, from The Turkey


Snowman Poop
Snowman Poop could be mini marshmallows or mints
Each section is a separate poem

Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
He found you've been naughty not nice.
Since coal is so expensive, Here's the scoop.
He's filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!

Heard you've been naughty so here's the scoop
all you get for Christmas is snowman poop

Santa's been makin' his list and checkin' it twice
He knows that you've been naughty - not nice. . . . .
Since coal is so expensive here's the scoop
Santa has left you Snowman Poop!

I heard you've been naughty, so listen: here's the scoop.
I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop.
Love, Santa

In the cold of winter when snow arrives, all the snowman dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks, you will find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white so sweet and light
Eat one eat two and have sweet dreams tonight!

Santa came and went last night traveling on his worldwide loop
Because you weren't so good this year you get no coal, just snowman poop
Round and white so sweet and light, eat some and have good dreams tonight

Reindeer Poop
You could use chocolate covered raisins or nuts for Reindeer Poop
Each section is a separate poem

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call...
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

For all the souls who hate the noise of Christmas cheer and lights and toys
For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too, here's a little gift for you...
A lump of coal won't be enough to make up for the shine and fluff,
So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop to offset all that Christmas Goop!!!

Christmas is coming and so are the deer
listen closely and you will hear,
And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!!!

Elfin Droppings
Red & green M&M's would make great Elfin Poop

The elves were so sick they couldn't make toys
And Santa had to fill all those stockings
He gathered the only thing the elves could make -
Here are your Elfin droppings.


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